Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
There r osticjed everywhere
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
His nipple licking is glorious
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