i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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