I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize