I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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