we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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