And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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