How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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