16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
