Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
How naked do you want me to be?
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