I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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