I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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