Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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