Sorry, I don't speak sober.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
