Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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