OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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