Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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