some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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