i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Come on in and take your pants off
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