i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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