my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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