I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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