So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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