margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I faked an abortion last night.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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