how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
dude. I can hear the air.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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