A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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