I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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