Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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