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i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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