You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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