Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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