love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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