He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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