hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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