When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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