I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize