I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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