everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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