I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
We named our party play list daddy issues
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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