WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
as a side note pls kill me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
