I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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