Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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