Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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