i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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