You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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