Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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