My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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