How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I am available for nakedness
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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