were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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