Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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