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  i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.

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• awww this is like therapy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:09am

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• awww i remember that good times for stalkers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:16pm

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• haha done it while high as shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:14pm

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• 11:16 - i was thinking the exact same thing, we should be like late 90s kids and do the whole a/s/l thing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:29am

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• It's like the Tylenol PM game.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:46am

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• i'm male, i've been there. in fact, i am there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:00am

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• you're all losers. just pathetic.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:14pm

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• HAHAHAHA this is pathetic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:30am

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• It happens to everyone.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:47am

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• lol, OH.. the special moments in life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:01pm

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• wow lolz hot a/s/l?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:43am

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• that is what you call...FAILSERBATE

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:34am

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• I've done it when I was shitfaced and shouldn't of been doing it in the first place

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:41pm

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• Ha ha...sadly I haven't played the tylenol pm game, apparently I should.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:31pm

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• Damn I'm going through this phase myself...so sad :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:11pm

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• lol northern alberta

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:17pm

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• once fell asleep with a paintbrush inside me. woke up, it was a bit stuck. lovely...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:41pm

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• i'm guessing you are female??? i've been there. sad.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:28am

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• hah my bro did that and i walked in his room it was hilaroius

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:59pm

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• I'm a dude: Falling asleep while you're bating is natural. It relieves stress, and clears your head. I've done then while still having an active sex life. It's like taking a hot bath or drinking warm milk. HA!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:27pm

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• That's where I'm at right now. I feel your pain =/

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:30am

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• Lmao how the hell does someone fall asleep masturbating?

  Submitted by Sorandom420 on Jan 22, 11 at 8:17pm

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• done it before, im a guy, proud moment/ftw.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:41am

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• us desperate people should just get together

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:16am

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• Omg...yes, it's happened to me before. O.o I thought I might be the only one...thank god it's not abnormal.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:28pm

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• 19/m/AL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:25pm

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• sometimes ill be rubbing my clit, and ill be so wet and then bam. sleep time occurs

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 9:09pm

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• i've tried masturbating before bed to calm me down and go to sleep, but it just doesn't work for me, once i start going i get way too horny to just pass out.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:33pm

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• 5:41 - ...... wow..... just.... wow.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:27pm

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• Lmfao. Good to know I'm not the only one who recently did this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:01pm

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• 11:29- haha aol chat rooms.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:09pm

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• @3:33 hell yeah way to represent!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:17pm

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• You're not alone!! trust me...I thought I was.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:06am

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