I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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