it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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